Never again
Oct. 21st, 2011 04:29 pmThe list of Things That If I Mention Them You Are Encouraged To Shoot Me For My Own Good has expanded:
We probably have impending drama at the church office -- Pastor Vague has exhausted the patience of people far more patient than me (almost everybody is more patient than me) -- but in the meantime, potlucks and supposedly fun luncheon activities go on.
Tomorrow I get to buy twelve pounds of ground beef and make four tres leches cakes!
All this civic-mindedness is cutting into my smut-writing time, damn it.
- Church cookbook
- Custom Christmas cards
- Any supposedly fun luncheon activity that starts with a blank jigsaw puzzle
We probably have impending drama at the church office -- Pastor Vague has exhausted the patience of people far more patient than me (almost everybody is more patient than me) -- but in the meantime, potlucks and supposedly fun luncheon activities go on.
Tomorrow I get to buy twelve pounds of ground beef and make four tres leches cakes!
All this civic-mindedness is cutting into my smut-writing time, damn it.