Smutty character meme

I'm aware that doing this is just asking for some catastrophe to destroy my peace, but ... I have the entire week off next week, and while I have some stuff in beta/needing revision, I'm not first-drafting anything! This is a state of affairs that may not stand.

So I'm going to do a smutty variation on that List Of Characters meme.

I have a list of 26 characters, A to Z. (Mostly guys, a few women.) You have two choices.

- Pick two or more and ask me a smutty question about them. (This will probably get you at least a sentence or two, depending on how much the crossover makes my head explode.)

- Pick JUST ONE and ask me a smutty question about him or her. (This may just possibly lead to an actual sex scene.)

For example:

What's the secret fantasy that _____ will never tell anyone?

If _____'s lover offered sexual favors in exchange for something, what would _____ ask for ... and what would he/she really secretly want?

Amazingly, there's one common sex act that _____ hasn't done. What is it, and why hasn't he/she tried it?

I make no promises, but I might get inspired and write something.