Ogling swimmers

[resonant]

It is very boring to watch a five-year-old in the pool for three hours, but I can't bring myself to read or write if I'm the head adult in charge. So I watched the kidlet, and everyone else, too.

The pool on Monday was full of packs of astonishingly attractive black girls from the housing projects, about ogling whom I was filled with a mixture of white liberal guilt, holy-shit-I'm-old-enough-to-be-her-mother guilt, and fear that they'd notice and come over and put those long beautiful arm muscles to work breaking my jaw.

I really shouldn't go to the pool when I'm ovulating. No good can come of it.

Those two-piece swimsuits with the low-riding boycut bottoms? With the belt around the hips that clasps with a big buckle right in the middle? Totally designed to draw the eye to the mons. It can't be an accident.

On the other hand, a two-piece with a long top and a bikini bottom seems to be designed to draw the eye to that nice soft spot right below the navel.

I would be happy to give equal time to the guys, but the only males at the pool were pre-pubescent boys, the large pasty hairy dads of the prepubescent boys, and one good-looking lifeguard with a Kowalski sort of vibe to him, whom I've ogled pretty comprehensively in the past, and who foiled me this time by wearing ankle-length "shorts" and a sweatshirt.

Comments

[julia-fractal.livejournal.com]

I'm of the opinion that it would be more fun to stick the 3 kinds of guilt on a very high shelf and ogle away...discreetly. After all, you're doing no one any harm by looking.

And jesus, even your random musings about RL are sexy! I foresee the possibility of swimsuit smut :)

Oh, and if you're still taking suggestions for smutlets, may I humbly request Hermione/any female(s) and "frantic".

[resonant8.livejournal.com]

Ooh, interesting challenge. I'll try it, next time I get the chance; I always have difficulty finding a female character whom I like as well as I like Hermione, but I'll try.

[julia-fractal.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much! I understand that you're not making a promise or anything, but I'm jumping for joy and keeping my fingers crossed.

And I agree with you about the lack of female characters in HP who are as well-rounded and interesting as Hermione. McGonagall and Umbridge are the only others that come to my mind, and I wouldn't particularly want to see either of them in bed with Hermione. (Of course, you're still welcome to write that if it strikes your fancy.)

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

*grins*

All I see at my weekly pool sessions is a regular who's big and hairy and has bulgy eyes and a lardy walk, a lookalike mother-daughter trio, both horsey and with legs twice the lengths of their torsos, and a whole lot of tattoed people.

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

P.S. And by god, I hate that "I'm old enough to be the mother" realisation.

[auroramama]

Right there with you, sister.