I'm going to say Bender and Allison, post-graduation. He has to have a wife to save him from some kind of trouble. I can't imagine what -- I'm picturing some chain of events that goes: going back to school to vandalize the property, not getting caught in the act but getting tracked down by evidence, offering as an alibi "I was down at city hall getting married, smart guy." And the world-weary sergeant says, "Right, well, you've got 24 hours to produce a wife or you're going to jail."
And he calls everybody he knows, and they all laugh in his face, and finally he calls the Breakfast Club, and they all laugh in his face, all but Allison, who's working as, like, a nanny or something. But even though she's the only one who's willing to help him, and she's saving him from jail, he's still treating her with utter contempt on the phone, being really shitty to her.
She and Bender go down to the police station -- him smirking in triumph, her pretending to be happy -- and the sergeant sighs and says, "Young lady, I hope you know what you've gotten yourself into," and lets them go.
The minute they're in private, he says, "You know what, this is bullshit," and he yanks the bow out of the neck of her fashionable mauve office blouse and says, "This is bullshit, Allison. This is not what you look like. Get that fucking headband out of your hair. This is not what you look like." And she gets that little sort of sideways amused look she had in the movie and says, "You take it off me, then."
And he pulls the headband off and tosses it out a window or something. Puts his hands in her hair and fluffs it out the way it's supposed to be -- she's grinning for real now -- and he rids her of her big-shouldered jacket -- "Careful! It's my cousin's!" "Fuck your cousin and her shitty Casual Corner careerwear." -- but he slows way down, and then there's kissage, and probably sexage.
And afterwards she hands him an eye crayon and makes him do her eyes back the way they're supposed to be.
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Date: 9/17/12 03:11 am (UTC)I'm going to say Bender and Allison, post-graduation. He has to have a wife to save him from some kind of trouble. I can't imagine what -- I'm picturing some chain of events that goes: going back to school to vandalize the property, not getting caught in the act but getting tracked down by evidence, offering as an alibi "I was down at city hall getting married, smart guy." And the world-weary sergeant says, "Right, well, you've got 24 hours to produce a wife or you're going to jail."
And he calls everybody he knows, and they all laugh in his face, and finally he calls the Breakfast Club, and they all laugh in his face, all but Allison, who's working as, like, a nanny or something. But even though she's the only one who's willing to help him, and she's saving him from jail, he's still treating her with utter contempt on the phone, being really shitty to her.
So she shows up next morning all dressed up in a nice suit (it's the 1980s, so there's a bow around the neck and the shoulders are a mile wide) with her makeup all tastefully understated and her hair pulled back, and he goes right on being a shithead.
She and Bender go down to the police station -- him smirking in triumph, her pretending to be happy -- and the sergeant sighs and says, "Young lady, I hope you know what you've gotten yourself into," and lets them go.
The minute they're in private, he says, "You know what, this is bullshit," and he yanks the bow out of the neck of her fashionable mauve office blouse and says, "This is bullshit, Allison. This is not what you look like. Get that fucking headband out of your hair. This is not what you look like." And she gets that little sort of sideways amused look she had in the movie and says, "You take it off me, then."
And he pulls the headband off and tosses it out a window or something. Puts his hands in her hair and fluffs it out the way it's supposed to be -- she's grinning for real now -- and he rids her of her big-shouldered jacket -- "Careful! It's my cousin's!" "Fuck your cousin and her shitty Casual Corner careerwear." -- but he slows way down, and then there's kissage, and probably sexage.
And afterwards she hands him an eye crayon and makes him do her eyes back the way they're supposed to be.