December daily: Sherlock questions

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armadillo1976 prompts: If you could ask BBC Sherlock's John Watson a single question, what would you ask him and why? And Sherlock - what would you ask him?

I would hardly dare to ask Sherlock a question, but ...

"It's under the clothes dryer, rather the worse for mildew after all these years, and really? The foremost deductive mind in the world and all you can think of is to ask after the location of a lost toy?"

As for John ...

"Oh, any number of ways. Poison, sometimes. Sometimes I abandon subtlety and just shove him under a bus."