Suri is all "ugh, I scuffed my shoes!" instead of doing her calc homework and Honey Boo Boo is going "GIRL, stop worrying about your shoes, my momma told me education is important" and Suri is all "well MY mom bought me these Louboutins--" and Honey Boo Boo shakes her head and says "MY mom told me if I fail out she's gonna kick my ass, because she didn't save all this money for nothing, I'm doing my damn calc! Shut up about the shoes!"
but then it turns out that Suri is super-good at generating paper theses for media studies classes so they end up helping each other a lot.
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Date: 4/22/14 02:43 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 4/22/14 03:59 am (UTC)...I'm on board.
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Date: 4/23/14 02:36 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 4/23/14 03:09 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 4/22/14 03:03 pm (UTC)Suri is all "ugh, I scuffed my shoes!" instead of doing her calc homework and Honey Boo Boo is going "GIRL, stop worrying about your shoes, my momma told me education is important" and Suri is all "well MY mom bought me these Louboutins--" and Honey Boo Boo shakes her head and says "MY mom told me if I fail out she's gonna kick my ass, because she didn't save all this money for nothing, I'm doing my damn calc! Shut up about the shoes!"
but then it turns out that Suri is super-good at generating paper theses for media studies classes so they end up helping each other a lot.
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Date: 4/23/14 02:36 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 4/22/14 06:15 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 4/23/14 12:10 pm (UTC)Just don't call the ship 'Surey', I beg of you. I will one day die of portmanteau names.