resonant: Ray Kowalski (Due South) (Default)
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The fare is cheap and all can go.
The rich and poor are there.
No second class aboard this train,
No difference in the fare.
Get on board, chirren,
Get on board, chirren,
Get on board, chirren,
Where there's room for many a more.


I was just listening to the Fisk Jubilee Chorus and it occurred to me that all those gospel and country-gospel songs about trains were probably written when trains were new.

Think how cheesy it would be right now to write a gospel song about how we could all use our iPhones to find Jesus on the internet.

Just goes to show, (a) time converts some cheese to gold, or else (b) the gospel writers of the past were just fundamentally better than we are.

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Date: 3/17/16 03:51 am (UTC)
azurelunatic: Cordless phone showing a heart.  (phone)
From: [personal profile] azurelunatic
Missing a call from Jesus because you were busy playing Angry Birds on your iPhone.
Drunk-texting Jesus on your iPhone.
Call blocking Jesus on your iPhone.
Your 'Like' count on Instagram is always one higher than you think it is, because Jesus Likes You, This I Know, 'Cause My iPhone Told Me So.

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Date: 3/17/16 04:23 am (UTC)
out_there: B-Day Present '05 (Default)
From: [personal profile] out_there
Jesus Likes You, This I Know, 'Cause My iPhone Told Me So.

Hee!

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Date: 3/18/16 02:39 am (UTC)
azurelunatic: Vivid pink Alaskan wild rose. (Default)
From: [personal profile] azurelunatic
Zeus is really a better candidate for the entire class of Horny Dad Texts, though.

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Date: 3/17/16 02:44 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] superborb
Or c) only the good will survive. Maybe someone could write a gospel song about the internet.

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Date: 3/18/16 02:03 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] kinetikatrue
Dunno about whether that particular one still gets performed, but your mentioning the title got me earwormed with Shakespears Sister's Hello (Turn Your Radio On), because apparently that's what my brain is hardwired to associate that phrase with...which is a bit more existential than the country gospel number.

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Date: 3/17/16 07:41 pm (UTC)
libitina: Wei Yingluo from Story of Yanxi Palace in full fancy costume holding a gaiwan and sipping tea (Default)
From: [personal profile] libitina
I've actually been wondering about all of the songs this past year where people were talking about cell phones. I thought we were already passing into general usage of just calling them phones. I suspect they'll become weirdly dated.

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