Story Note Hall of Fame, Part 2

[resonant]

or, It's Difficult To Read When Your Mind Is Boggled.

"May as well justify my reputation for posting unbeta'd fic. *shrugs* [...] May not appeal to anyone else, but it satisfied my warped little craving. Oh, I may as well mention. The plot there is... is silly. Gimme a break, it's just an excuse for the sex."



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Yeah, well. This seemed like a cute idea at the time, but I totally lost interest toward the end. Eh. Fuck that shit. I need to find some more porn.

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If you have never ventured into the BDSM world, your poor little vanilla mind won't be able to comprehend it, so I won't even try to explain it further. [...] Also, I must mention that I do NOT approve of, or condone Masters/Mistresses killing their subs/slaves. It is NOT a common, ethical, or legal practice in the BDSM community. Please remember that fiction is fiction, and we are not our stories.

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Huge "thank 'oo's" to my reviewers, you make my day! More, please - they give me inspiration :)

The slash starts here. And as for how - well, it's a bit contrived. But, well, it's also cute :D

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its a Trio meet the future type thing. This is a future where Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy get married and do the Mpreg thing and all that during a war...im thinking about writting a prequel if it's interesting sounding enough.

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*...* represents emphasis, //...// represents [character]'s thoughts and {...} represents [other character]'s thoughts. Warnings: Vaguely pouty![other character] at times.

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I wrote a Fic along these lines, actually identical almost, for Fanfiction.net before they took the [other fandom] section away. Therefore, in this fic, the HP guys are not really in their world, but not really not either. And I know that [character] is out of character. I know.

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and the ultimate author's note, which really says it all:

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I make no appologies.

Comments

[northern]

Thanks for the laugh. :)

[imkalena.livejournal.com]

Where do you find this stuff? Or is HP awash with it??

[resonant8.livejournal.com]

It is mostly HP. I think it's not so much that other fandoms have fewer bad stories -- it's just that other fandoms have different (stricter) conventions about what you put in a story note and what you don't.

Or, when in doubt, blame fanfiction.net.

[doll-revolution.livejournal.com]

AND, i would imagine, HP fans in general are young.

when i was involved in GW, i was, at 33 years old, almost 15 years older than the rest of the fen, i kid you not. and i see a lot of similarity between badfic!GW and badfic!HP and what the average 13 year-old turns in for an english essay.

you know: insecurity in general about writing ability, odd and frequent unmatched transitions, sex scenes based on things heard or only vaguely understood. . .

He shuttered as he grabbed Heero's rear. He thrusted twice and fired, a groan falling from him. Heero moaned and touched the floor. /I need to sweep more/ he thought.

[resonant8.livejournal.com]

Now that sounds like someone who is not a native speaker. Or perhaps not a native of Earth.

I once encountered this gem in a GW story (yes, I kept it; otherwise no one would believe me if I paraphrased):

the tip of Heero's tongue ran a shivering spiral along ridges and valleys, ending pressed against Duo's eardrum.

[dracostella.livejournal.com]

You two are making me regret stopping after the first 3 lines of a GW story when it is this badly written (hey, there is plenty more where that came from...). I'm missing out on all this comic relief!

[evilprettykitty.livejournal.com]

Oh my... I'm just floored at the level of WOW here.

[strawberrythief.livejournal.com]

I found my first Pirates of the Caribbean mpreg today. *claws own eyes out*

[eliade.livejournal.com]

I think that must set a world-speed record of ICK.

[rusty76.livejournal.com]

What...? How..? Huh..?!

Actually, on reflection, I realize that I really *don't* want to go there.

Yick.

::boggled::

[(Anonymous)]

WHERE?

I must see this to believe it. (Not read it. Cannot read MPreg to save my life, I'd die in the reading. But must see it.)

Erin
http://www.journalfen.com/users/oddplaces

[resonant8.livejournal.com]

What ever did you do to deserve that?

I mean, I'm already discovering that I have difficulty with happy threesome PotC stories because I'm always anxious about Elizabeth getting pregnant.

[rushlight75.livejournal.com]

I just want to say how much I adore your icon. :)

[resonant8.livejournal.com]

Thanks! laurakaye made it!

[nestra.livejournal.com]

Also, I must mention that I do NOT approve of, or condone Masters/Mistresses killing their subs/slaves. It is NOT a common, ethical, or legal practice in the BDSM community.

Thank god we cleared that up. I used to have all sorts of questions about the ethicality and legality of murder.

[eliade.livejournal.com]

Damn, you stole my thought. I had that all ready to quote and mock. {g}

[rusty76.livejournal.com]

Ow, my brain!

[ardent-muses.livejournal.com]

Dear God! I don't know where you're finding these, but I'd like to think you have to dig a little to turn them up. Please don't tell me if I'm wrong.

I wonder if that BDSM story author ever heard the expression "safe, sane and consensual". Apparently that takes all the fun out of it for her. ;)

[lady-t-220.livejournal.com]

The plot there is... is silly. Gimme a break, it's just an excuse for the sex

God, it sounds exactly like what goes through my mind every time I write another random PWP. XD

[ladykardasi.livejournal.com]

My god, that guy on your icon is going to get braindamaged real soon :-O

[lady-t-220.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Yeah I know. I can't help it, it's oddly compulsive to watch. ;p

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

It's true, your icons are disturbingly hypnotic.

I'm getting whiplash just watching...

[lady-t-220.livejournal.com]

It's because I have a fetish for Hugh Jackman's hair. I can't help myself and the icons just feed that sickness. ;p

*grins*

[destina.livejournal.com]

Very, very entertaining. :-D

ow ow ow

[barbana.livejournal.com]

The pain.

Oh the pain.

What's even more painful? I think I recognize more than one of these.

[(Anonymous)]

If you have never ventured into the BDSM world, your poor little vanilla mind won't be able to comprehend it, so I won't even try to explain it further. [...]

I've read that one. It was extremely odd, and dark, but not really terrible. (Okay, well, very dark.)

:)
Erin
http://www.journalfen.com/users/oddplaces

[doll-revolution.livejournal.com]

look! now i'm finding them, and dropping them on your lj doorstep, much like a cat will with mouse viscera. ^__^

I think this is AU because I am pretty sure Jim wouldn't go for the idea of pets but I haven't seen all of the episodes yet so I could be wrong.

I think this could be described as pre-slash.

[resonant8.livejournal.com]

[says] Thank you, kitty.

[thinks] Does politeness really require that I eat that?

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

I make no appologies.

This is really quite Zen in its apologies.

I rather admire the person who skipped apologising in the author's notes, and just wrote in their ff.net profile:

I'm not a very good writer. Please don't hurt me.

[wyldkyss.livejournal.com]

This is just an absolutely random note, to let you know I just read and enjoyed Transfigurations, and am yet another person on your 300+ friends of list now because of it.

[resonant8.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad! Thanks for dropping by to let me know.