Spam

[resonant]

Today's best spam "From" name: Herkenratt.

I'm going to be saying that all day long. Herkenratt. It sounds like a cat hacking up a hairball. It would make a terrific oath. "Herkenratt!" she cries as she stubs her toe on the piano leg again.

(German-speakers? Does it actually mean anything funny? Or does it just sound funny in English?)

Week's best spam subject line: "Do you love me?"

laurakaye: Just what we need. Codependant spammers.
resonant: Needy spammers! As if I don't have enough demands on me as it is!
julad: neurotic spammers with low self esteem
Julad: this place is going down to hell, i tell you
LauraKaye: Herbal viagra! Make millions at home! All I do is give and give! What about MY needs?
LauraKaye: The least you could do is look at my webcam!

Comments

[darthfox.livejournal.com]

LauraKaye: Herbal viagra! Make millions at home! All I do is give and give! What about MY needs?
LauraKaye: The least you could do is look at my webcam!

that just made me laugh and laugh and laugh ... i wish i didn't have to go to this dumb quasi-graduation thing.

[sigh]

Herkenratt

[patk.livejournal.com]

No, it doesn't mean anything, but it sounds funny in German too. *g*

If you put an "e" at the end of "ratt(e)" you have a rat, but the "Herken" part makes no sense. *g* Could be a surname or so. *g*

Pat

:-)

[prillalar]

I keep thinking I should be writing down all the made-up spam names for when I need random names for fic.

And then I realise, why bother? since more spam will always come in.

[tehomet.livejournal.com]

Herkenratt. It sounds like a cat hacking up a hairball. It would make a terrific oath. "Herkenratt!" she cries as she stubs her toe on the piano leg again.

Thanks for the giggle!

Also, I was reminded of Douglas Adams' book "The Meaning Of Liff."

[tinderblast.livejournal.com]

*laughs at the needy spammers*

I'm just going through my e-mail inbox literally now, in another window, and there's the usual porn spam. Today's most memorable line: 'Women that spurt CUMM'. Like, one 'm' in caps isn't enough. And 'women that'?

brodie