Res ipsa loquitur

Man, I really kind of want to try the newspaper sonnet now. To maybe go along with my mail-order catalog free-verse poetry. I have a friend whom I call periodically (actually, it's my friend who lives in the same city you do) and I read catalog copy aloud to her answering machine in that horrible poetry-reading monotone
with long pauses
at the end of
each
line
for emphasis.

*is twelve*