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[resonant]

I like to read the Wanted To Buy/Trade section of the classifieds, because it's full of stories. (One time I saw a guy who had a used snowblower and wanted to trade it for a Rottweiler.)

This morning I found this ad:

Wanted: Verbal Advantage or other vocabulary blinding systems.

Comments

[venivincere]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[tradescant.livejournal.com]

I am all for vocabulary blinding, but I feel it should be done naturally--through unreading rather than professional programs--or else the blinding doesn't seem organic. It's blinded, but it's blinded without context, if you take my meaning.

You know, I owe you an e-mail. I do remember this, and I will get to it, but I wanted you to know in the meantime that I adore you as much as I ever did, which, for the record, is quite a lot.

[resonant8.livejournal.com]

Aww! [beams all over the place at you]

Not like I can complain about anybody else's e-mail habits, anyway.