Insert suggestive stocking-stuffing pun here

[resonant]

When my mother made the kidlet's Christmas stocking, she attached two large bells, about the size of walnuts. I have no idea what she was thinking; they make it impossible to fill the thing without it making all sorts of noise.

I was struggling with it, and the spouse came in and said, "Here, I'll hold the bells for you."

I looked at them in his hand and began to laugh. "That's kind of obscene," I said.

"Well," he leered, "you could hold the bells for me. While I stuff it."

I'm not much of a pornographer. I blushed.

Comments

[panisdead.livejournal.com]

*snerk*

Have a classy holiday, dude.

holiday gold, baby

[kormantic.livejournal.com]

These are the moments we remember.

Happy Shiny Days and Brilliant New Year to you!

[adannu.livejournal.com]

BWAH.

*pause for recovery*

And a merry Christmas to you too!

[ecaterin.livejournal.com]

LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! A proper Spouse should be able to make you blush >:D