resonant: Brian from The Breakfast Club: Demented and sad, but social (Default)
Kidlet is watching some YouTube personalities whose names I can't remember.

Kidlet: "So in college she and her dorm-mates would flash their boobs at each other. They gave each other nicknames based on their nipples."

Me: "In the great continuum from Very Heterosexual to Not Really All That Heterosexual, nipple nicknames are ..."

Kidlet: "In the Uncanny Valley of straight-white-girl sexuality."
resonant: Brian from The Breakfast Club: Demented and sad, but social (Default)
The kidlet is writing another novel. This is very lovely, but the kidlet doesn't have her own computer, and I can't afford to buy her one just now.

The other day, before leaving for work, I said, "I need more access to my own computer. See what kind of division you can propose."

Later I got this e-mail from her. (These days I'm getting her permission to quote her here!)

I get the computer from the time you leave until you get home and from 7:30 to 8 in the evening. You get the computer in the morning before you leave and in the afternoon until you start on dinner, during which time I'll probably be doing the chores you left which I didn't do because I was on the computer all morning. I get the computer while you're cooking if you're cooking. You get the computer at 8 and may retain it until you cease to be functional, succeeding which I may use the computer as long as you don't know about it, I am fully functional the next day, and the battery isn't dead, in which case you may revoke my nighttime privileges.

August 2017

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