Pirates smut recs?
Jul. 14th, 2003 12:31 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
resonantFinally saw Pirates of the Caribbean. Every bit as three-slashy as everyone has been saying. What I want to know now is:
1. What on earth kind of accent was Johnny Depp trying for?
2. Why oh why does all the Pirates fic seem to be PG-13?! Is everybody just still doing research on historically accurate lubricants, or what? Because, I mean, if you can't despoil a Disney movie, you're not fit to be a despoiler at all, say I.
1. What on earth kind of accent was Johnny Depp trying for?
2. Why oh why does all the Pirates fic seem to be PG-13?! Is everybody just still doing research on historically accurate lubricants, or what? Because, I mean, if you can't despoil a Disney movie, you're not fit to be a despoiler at all, say I.
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Date: 7/18/03 01:18 pm (UTC)2. Most of the Pirates fic I've seen is rated ARRRR! I think they do this on purpose.
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Date: 7/18/03 01:36 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 7/18/03 01:47 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 7/18/03 01:53 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 7/18/03 01:38 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 7/18/03 02:06 pm (UTC)Well... I've begun work on something that's (eventually) headed towards NC-17, I certainly hope! Unfortunately, at the rate this is going (a page & a half per two day.. *dies*) this could take a while.
Forward me smut, tooooo!!!!!!!!!!!
...........I don't know if he meant his accent, or just the character... but it was a combo of Keith Richards, Pepe LePeu, and a Rastafarian, according to an interview with Depp.
Gods, I love this movie!
(and that fic that is strangling me is definately a threesome)
~*Harlequin*~
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Date: 7/18/03 06:25 pm (UTC)Pepe LePeu. Nice.
Re:
Date: 7/28/03 10:35 pm (UTC)Plus, I never finish ANYTHING.
^.^
Such a ladies' man, ne?
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Date: 7/18/03 02:17 pm (UTC)Those poor boys.
I need to see Pirates....*g*
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Date: 7/18/03 02:29 pm (UTC)On the other.. Thank you very much! (I am such an authenticity nazi...)
~*Harlequin*~
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Date: 7/18/03 02:39 pm (UTC)Now I need to include a PotC story where someone says that.. and they end up against a wall or something. *dies*
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Date: 7/18/03 02:50 pm (UTC)Hear, hear!
LOL!
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Date: 7/18/03 02:58 pm (UTC)Really don't know, although I've been rather purposely avoiding most of it due to the one I'm writing. Which, of course, is just barely past 2,200 words at this point, because Jack is taking his damn *sweet* time in giving up the story.
But, well, Jack also fully intends to get naked and have a nice drunken fuck by the end, so I'm letting him swish along at his own pace.
Worth waiting for.
Date: 7/18/03 05:40 pm (UTC)Re: Worth waiting for.
Date: 7/19/03 08:01 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 7/18/03 06:13 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 7/19/03 07:56 am (UTC)Heh. Well, I'll do my best to make sure the story doesn't founder and die quietly like the last few things I've attempted to write.
And Jack would tend to dawdle a bit if it kept the spotlight on him a little longer, wouldn't he.
He's a huge queen! He's exactly like those people on the street who walk past a camera, do a double-take, and then ham it up in front of the camera until someone finally chases them away.
But Jack's very pretty, and very amusing, and I don't want to chase him away, so that's all right, then.
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Date: 7/18/03 05:51 pm (UTC){covers eyes with hands}
Oh, dear God, not again. After the squirmingly bad Irish accent in Chocolat, and the painful Dick van Dyke School of Cockerney Acting effort in From Hell, I was already fearing the worst. I mean, I *know* his ordinary speaking voice is hypnotically boring, but why does he keep doing this? And more to the point, why do people keep *letting* him do it? This is another reason why no one except Tim Burton should be allowed to direct Johnny Depp in *anything*, ever.
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Date: 7/18/03 06:06 pm (UTC){covers eyes with hands}
Oh, dear God, not again. After the squirmingly bad Irish accent in Chocolat, and the painful Dick van Dyke School of Cockerney Acting effort in From Hell, I was already fearing the worst. I mean, I *know* his ordinary speaking voice is hypnotically boring, but why does he keep doing this? And more to the point, why do people keep *letting* him do it? This is another reason why no one except Tim Burton should be allowed to direct Johnny Depp in *anything*, ever.
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Date: 7/19/03 04:26 pm (UTC)http://www.bantrim.net/treasure.htm
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Date: 7/19/03 06:29 pm (UTC)http://www.livejournal.com/community/pirategasm/39273.html#cutid1 "A Scandalous Lack of Morals", it's called, and despoils with the best of them. {g}
Well...
Date: 7/25/03 12:32 pm (UTC)The Opportune Moment (http://www.wellinghall.net/otherff/othffind.html)
Celandine