New SGA story: Girlfriend

[resonant]

I've posted a new SGA story to my website.

Girlfriend
McKay/Sheppard -- NC-17 -- 6,900 words
"Rodney, you are the strangest man I've ever met. And ... almost the strangest woman."

Beta thanks to cesperanza and terrio.

Comments

[ladycat777.livejournal.com]

I cannot tell you how much I adored this. The way Rodney didn't freak out, the way John went gentlemanly and sweet and scared out of his mind when Rodney was a girl, and then just putty when he was a guy, and the way Rodney knew exactly what he wanted and -- oh, love.

[celli]

Ha. SUPER AWESOME.

Rodney being bossy + John being turned on + random Pegasus weirdness = the bestest.

[lilysaid.livejournal.com]

what a great treat to find just before bedtime, yay! I love how you write the guys--you can't help but be happy for Rodney with his shiny new breasts--and I'm not usually a big fan of genderswitching stories, but this was smoking hot like whoa.

[grammarwoman]

I LOVED this. Rodney was fabulous with his frank appreciation of his female form (devirginizing himself with a variety of objects - hah!), and John trying to be all smooth and then just losing it (dirty talking John - *whew*), and then more hot guy sex.

Definitely going in the memories.

[byandby.livejournal.com]

I loved this! Rodney's POV was hysterical and awesome.

[goss.livejournal.com]

HEE! Hot and funny and perfect! :D

[incidental-fire.livejournal.com]

Marvelous! I loved seeing Rodney so confident in his female body, he was so very Rodney. And god, the sex scenes were...nrghtghl. I'm glad Rodney figured out what John was doing with the "good boyfriend" act, and yeah, that would get pretty damn annoying. How John just melted once Rodney was male again? HOT.

He wasn't as thin as Carter was. If he'd been born female, he'd probably have to care. Hee hee.

[aurora]

This was really cool and I love your Rodney voice a lot. (Also, it was v.v. hot!!)

[beadattitude.livejournal.com]

God, I love how Rodney was just wandering about going, "Hey, would ya lookit these!" and John was totally having PTSD moments of every bit of manners he ever ever learned. Possibly from his grandmother and his grandfather and father and everyone told him to be nice to girls, John, they don't like to play rough.

This would be why Nancy seems still so frustrated with him.

And I knew he was even more doomed when he started thinking about what sex with Rodney might be like as a guy. Oh boys.

Heeee.

[lilac-way.livejournal.com]

I especially loved it when Sheppard melted into Rodney when Rodney pushed him against the wall! I love genderswap with a twist -- in this case John being worse at sex with girl!Rodney than regular Rodney. Great story!

[retrofit88.livejournal.com]

...Rodney squinted at him; how weird must it be to have a whole fifty percent of the human race that you couldn't be attracted to?

Hah! Really enjoyed the whole story, thanks, but this perfect line is my fave.

[jssangel.livejournal.com]

rrooarrr! This was awesome and hot! You do such a great job of capturing who they are. I loved that Rodney didn't freak out at all over turning into a girl for a bit - that he treated it as a new point of view for information gathering.

I also loved the idea of Sheppard being so careful and perfect in bed with a girl, and just falling apart with a man.

Hooray! Thank you for sharing this!

[toomuchplor.livejournal.com]

*fans self*

Dear lord, that was scorching hot. I loved how blase McKay was about the whole thing, and it was refreshing (and still weirdly attractive) to have John kind of suck in bed (at first).

[cathexys.livejournal.com]

Rodney was fun, but I'm still trying to figure out John...was he secretly gay and just repressed, thus never letting himself go and Rodney kind of dragged that out of him or was it Rodney himself who appealed to him in ways that surprised him? I felt the first, esp. the way he suddenly got more passionate with assplay and just melted (and boy was that description hot) when rRodney took charge...

Anyway, lovely, and thank you!!!

[ekaterinn.livejournal.com]

*grins* I liked the whole story - you give good girl!Rodney and I love how he deals with John's issues by plowing through them, but I wanted to especially thank you for this line:

"Oh." Rodney squinted at him; how weird must it be to have a whole fifty percent of the human race that you couldn't be attracted to?

Because, YES, this is how I feel about being bisexual, like it should be normal, that it should be the default, instead of being something that causes both straight and gay people to peer at you suspiciously for.

[viciouscats.livejournal.com]

Yay! I really enjoyed this. :)

[20thcenturyvole.livejournal.com]

HAH!

Things I loved: Rodney not freaking out about his gender-switch at all, the sex as happy experimentation, and John Sheppard being really kind of awful at hetero sex and completely relieved by the awesome dirty mansex. You just made a genderswitch fic that completely overturns all my least favourite genderswitch cliches! YOU WIN EVERYTHING.

This...

[carolyn-claire.livejournal.com]

...is the hottest thing I've read in I don't know how long. And Rodney's a hoot, cavorting with his new breasts and being all experimental with it and completely unselfconscious and even enthusiastic about his temporary womanhood, and no wonder John's kind of flail-y, because who wouldn't be when faced with that? And then all the sex, and, man, that was, whoo. I need a drink. *fans self*

I'm not sure why I felt the need to do this...

[carolyn-claire.livejournal.com]

...but I really, really did.

[coreopsis.livejournal.com]

Holy fuck that was hot. What an incredible way to start the day.

[kassrachel.livejournal.com]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

This is the best news I've heard all week.

::bookmarking story to read later this morning, with great glee::

[copracat]

Teyla and Ronon came from Atlantis, just to check in and make sure there was no torture, imprisonment, drugging, or other Pegasus shenanigans happening.

Oh, there were shenanigans all right. Rodney's big, frank brain makes me so happy. What a wonderful story.

[chickwriter.livejournal.com]

This is absolutely one of the hottest things I've ever read.

GAH!

I love bossy, experimental!Rodney-as-female...because he'd totally never change, despite his outward appearance.

Re: I'm not sure why I felt the need to do this...

[chickwriter.livejournal.com]

OMG, brilliant!!

[tevere.livejournal.com]

Talk about phenomenal timing! It's been a feckin' long day, and all I wanted was to come home and fling myself into bed with some comfort reading -- and this, oh man, this was just perfect. I can't tell you how many times I snorfled out loud at Rodney lines, including this one--

it left him turned on and pissed off at the same time, giving masturbation the character of angry fight sex.

Ah, I just love how Rodney's ego is the size of the universe -- but not without some accompanying benefits, like a weird sort of open-mindedness (that sort of: I'm so fantastic that everyone loves me, and why would I be cruel and deny them the opportunity even if they're male/female/alien?).

Are there really guys out there who squeeze women's breasts because it's fun? (For them. Fuckers.) I see it in a lot of stories -- enough that it seems it must happen to some women -- so I guess I'm just lucky enough to have avoided the experience?