New Harry Potter/Ratatouille story: "Appetite"

[resonant]

... and yes, I'm serious about that crossover. This is for the cliche_bingo square "Unmixy things: weird crossovers."


Appetite
Snape (sort of; it's complicated)/Horst -- NC-17 -- 2,700 words
Snape's happy ending requires him to start again in another story.
Warnings, if any (highlight to read): Um, cartoon characters having sex? No particular warning.

Comments

[hivesofactivity]

Of course Snape is Anton Ego - why have I not noticed before?! This is funny and clever and satisfying and contains, good lord, such successful cartoon sex!

[resonant]

It's the voices -- they're amazingly similar.

I'm glad it worked for you, cartoon sex and all. Gotta figure Horst can do something with that thumb.

[sinick]

HORST'S THUMB!

I laughed SO hard when I finally saw that tonight. Hard enough that S.O. was looking at me rather oddly.

It's ALL YOUR FAULT, DAMMIT! :D