Cupcake woe

[resonant]

This is why I hate it when things I like get popular.

Since cupcakes are all trendy now, has anyone noticed how everywhere you go, the world is now full of really, really horrible cupcakes? And I buy them, because when I see something that looks like a cupcake, I crave something that tastes like a cupcake -- but they don't.

The cupcakes at Barnes & Noble Cafe were probably pretty decent when they were fresh, but they've been sitting in the display case for lord only knows how long, looking more beautiful because they're unwrapped, so that when you buy one, the frosting is too hard to bite through. (The cheesecake suffers from a related problem. But I digress.) The cupcakes at Starbucks are just weird, man, I don't know; they taste like they were grown from crystals in a laboratory.

The cupcakes at Kroger are best not spoken of at all.

Looks like I'm going to be forced to make some.

Comments

[resonant]

A lot of the ones I see pictures of are decorated with elaborate creations of fondant, which makes me think of what Julia Child said about nouvelle cuisine: you just know somebody's hands have been all over it.

[worn_words]

haha, ohsnap! that is definitely true. plus I am not that huge of a fan of fondant, the texture's a little too weird for me and it doesn't taste as good as icing.