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Enough real life. Let's play a game.
You give me a fannish character I'm reasonably familiar with, and for that person I will give you a hangup. You know: a sexual dysfunction, an unexpected inhibition or aversion, some perfectly ordinary thing he/she simply cannot handle.
If I'm *not* familiar with your character, maybe some other reader will join in.
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We have requests that I'm unable to fill:
Joe Dawson
John Winchester
Reese or Finch
Christopher Chant
Anybody want to take these on?
You give me a fannish character I'm reasonably familiar with, and for that person I will give you a hangup. You know: a sexual dysfunction, an unexpected inhibition or aversion, some perfectly ordinary thing he/she simply cannot handle.
If I'm *not* familiar with your character, maybe some other reader will join in.
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We have requests that I'm unable to fill:
Joe Dawson
John Winchester
Reese or Finch
Christopher Chant
Anybody want to take these on?
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Date: 9/2/13 07:47 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 9/2/13 07:55 pm (UTC)First of all, naturally Luna has some firmly held, deeply odd beliefs. Maybe she likes you to nibble on her left ear, but won't let you do the same to her right ear. "That's how Patagonian Ear Pixies fertilize their eggs," she says, as if you should already have known that.
Second, I can't help feeling that any attempt at kink would fall short, because she has no real feeling for what's supposed to be dirty or forbidden or any of that. You'd confess a dark desire and she'd shrug and say, "If you want to, but I got a bit bored with that in Patagonia. Not worth the cleanup."
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Date: 9/2/13 08:17 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 9/3/13 12:20 am (UTC)There's also the issue of the incredibly arcane calculations that would go into predicting how any given coupling would affect Ankh-Morpork.
In fact, Vetinari cares a lot more about the city than he would about any partner, however beloved. You could define him as Ankh-Morpork-sexual.
(That only makes me want to pair him with Carrot -- since in the ancient understanding the body of the rightful king is the state.)
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Date: 9/2/13 08:28 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 9/2/13 10:03 pm (UTC)Anyone else?
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Date: 9/2/13 08:35 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 9/3/13 12:28 am (UTC)I think she would be very good with her hands -- good, in general, at giving another person pleasure -- but it would take a bit of doing to get her to be selfish. So I think she sometimes has difficulty reaching orgasm.
(Tempted, based on what was written above, to pair her with Joe Dawson. Probably do them both good.)
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Date: 9/2/13 08:42 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 9/3/13 12:42 am (UTC)Eames struck me as being uncommonly comfortable in physicality -- all there, occupying three-dimensional space, this big guy in a loud shirt who knows very well how sexy he is.
What's more, I think Eames would be able to find the sexiness in pretty much any amiable person (or pleasantly non-amiable people such as Arthur, too), and feel a lot of honest lust for people that others overlook. There's probably an extraordinary number of people in his world for whom he provided their ten or eleven best-ever sexual experiences.
But if somehow sex with you managed to open up deep emotions in him, you'd lose him. Possibly even in the middle of sex you'd lose him. And I'm talking no-forwarding-address, never-met-anybody-by-that-name lost.
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Date: 9/2/13 08:44 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 9/3/13 12:44 am (UTC)But I can see the desire/need/habit of being competent at everything all the time becoming a problem for him -- if paired with a partner who was nonorgasmic or just kind of wasn't feeling it right now, he might take it very much to heart and be deeply troubled by it.
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Date: 9/2/13 09:06 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 9/4/13 01:21 am (UTC)I see BBC Sherlock as slow to get going and slow to get off. (Actually I think he's probably not as much off the norm as he thinks he is, but he has very little experience, and much of the experience he does have was with jerks, so he believes he's bizarre when in fact he's just a little unusual.)
The other problem with Sherlock, of course, is that when he's embarrassed he gets hostile, and when he's hostile he gets really vicious. This would be one of the reasons he doesn't have much experience. This version of Sherlock leads the league in the number of people with whom he has had only one (or possibly only part of one) sexual encounter.
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Date: 9/3/13 01:00 am (UTC)Given what we know about Neville from the finished series, I'm inclined to view him as somebody you'd be lucky to find in your bed -- confident, good-humored, not at all a person to be thrown by embarrassing sex misfortunes like impotence or an ill-timed fart.
Maybe he's the kind who has difficulty taking himself seriously enough for times of emotional intensity?
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Date: 9/2/13 11:13 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 9/3/13 01:04 am (UTC)True love eventually has to come and whack him over the head.
Oh, man, the idea of Ridcully! What a horror. He'd insist on all sorts of athletic exertions. He'd like super-early-morning sex -- wake you at the crack of dawn for a position that resembled squat-thrusts, followed by a nice ten-mile march through the countryside before breakfast.
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Date: 9/2/13 11:22 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 9/3/13 12:42 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 9/3/13 01:20 am (UTC)It takes years of Sam's astonished, almost reverent ways (bashfully in the dark) before she understands how little beauty matters, compared to other things.
Edna St. Vincent Millay has a lovely sonnet on beauty: "when I say, 'Not fair,' / 'Tis but as if I said, 'Not here - not there - / Not risen - -not writing letters.'"
Cheery: Well, I don't know what dwarves do in the dark (the dwarves know, and that's good enough), but I imagine that femininity is a source of both arousal and anxiety. Lingerie! That would be an intense and difficult night.
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Date: 9/4/13 12:44 am (UTC)It is possible, maybe even likely, that all of Rodney's arrogance actually springs from insecurity, but that gives us a kind of predictable set of hangups, and it's boring.
So let's not.
Instead, let's say that Rodney truly, really sometimes would rather say something clever than have an orgasm.
Also that he isn't good at oral sex because you have to stop talking.
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Date: 9/4/13 04:00 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 9/6/13 02:22 am (UTC)On some level I see Granny as being perpetually virginal -- a source of her power, possibly.
On another level, though, I see her only being able to get involved with people who are just too good-humoredly thickheaded to take notice of her palpable disdain (I believe canonically she had at least a flirtation with Ridcully, who is just the sort I mean) or is able to pretend to be so (Nanny Ogg is my favorite candidate for that position).
Sometimes I think she'd like to be wanton but she's been uptight for so long that she doesn't know how.
Harry's too eager to please, I think. A person who goes to bed with Harry might come away thinking, "I'm having sex, and Harry is ... helping me have sex."
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Date: 9/9/13 08:48 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 9/10/13 02:24 am (UTC)On the other hand, maybe it's the opposite. Maybe he loves to have that spot touched, kissed, bitten. Reclaimed.