Smut for art scandal!

[resonant]

Three things are true.

1. For some time now, I've been thinking, "Hey, I quit writing smutlets. Why did I quit writing smutlets? I ought to write some more smutlets."

2. For some time now, I've also been thinking, "Hey, I need some icons. I'm not so good at making icons. I wish I could get people to make them for me."

3. LJ is evidently now allowing 100 icons per paid journal.

This is like that thing where all the planets lined up and ... well, I guess nothing dramatic happened then, did it. Well, nevertheless, it's too good to resist. So: If you make me one of these icons, I'll write you a smutlet.



How the smutlet thing works: Leave me a comment below. Tell me which icon you're going to make. Give me a pairing and a word. (I used to say "an abstract noun," but why limit yourself? I'll work with "spatula" if that's what you long for.) I'll write you 250 or so words of (usually) nothing but sex.

Icons I need, with specific art and/or text (I only need one of each of these):

Rodney: Slower than expected, but faster than humanly possible
Brian (from Breakfast Club): Demented and sad, but social
Any appropriate SGA art: ... and then my head exploded.
Rodney looking battered and brave (text optional)
John looking mean and/or like he's up to something (text optional)


Icons I need, described only by a topic, text or lack thereof entirely up to the artist (I could probably use multiples of these):

Music
Overheard
Boasting and preening
I need help/I have a stupid question
Shameless begging
My mind, and welcome to it
How I love this
Huzzah!



Fandoms I can write:

- Atlantis.
- Due South.
- Harry Potter, with caveats (have not digested HBP, which is causing problems with the older generation, but would feel comfortable writing Gryfs of Harry's generation in pretty much any combination).
- Hornblower litslash (i.e. no Kennedy, sorry).
- Many obscure books; just ask me. If I've read it, I'll attempt it.

ETA: Oh, what the hell. Movies, too, Breakfast Club included.

ETA 2: Hey, even if I run out of icons, I'll probably still keep writing smutlets.

Comments

SPATULA

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

Did six different ones with your chosen caption (http://www.livejournal.com/users/_inbetween_/343064.html#cutid2) which btw you'll have to explain to me, I might have forgotten. Tomorrow I'd happily potter around for hours and do any other subjects or faces that nobody has made you by then, unless you tell me to stop. I made the fonts large coz I do remember, but anything else is also customisable.

I'd do them without reward btw *g* but if you smut, please sex me some John/Rodney (although RayK/Fraser are always welcome) where they are "quiet" (as in mute, silent, non-shouting even when in orgasmic rapture).

[resonant8.livejournal.com]

Excellent! I liked this one best. (I don't remember where I got the phrase from; it's something I say when I'm describing those moments when somebody does something so unbelievably stupid, brazenly selfish, or otherwise incredible that the brain, she does not want to take it in.)

Ooh, I was just thinking about whether I could do a nonverbal Rodney. Will try and see.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

Heh, I had a feeling that might be it. The offer still stands to change any of the others to your liking or do new ones. I'll check the thread to see if anything's still missing ...


I didn't think of Rodney so much, more of non-extrovert-at-sex-quiet :)