Smut for art scandal!

[resonant]

Three things are true.

1. For some time now, I've been thinking, "Hey, I quit writing smutlets. Why did I quit writing smutlets? I ought to write some more smutlets."

2. For some time now, I've also been thinking, "Hey, I need some icons. I'm not so good at making icons. I wish I could get people to make them for me."

3. LJ is evidently now allowing 100 icons per paid journal.

This is like that thing where all the planets lined up and ... well, I guess nothing dramatic happened then, did it. Well, nevertheless, it's too good to resist. So: If you make me one of these icons, I'll write you a smutlet.



How the smutlet thing works: Leave me a comment below. Tell me which icon you're going to make. Give me a pairing and a word. (I used to say "an abstract noun," but why limit yourself? I'll work with "spatula" if that's what you long for.) I'll write you 250 or so words of (usually) nothing but sex.

Icons I need, with specific art and/or text (I only need one of each of these):

Rodney: Slower than expected, but faster than humanly possible
Brian (from Breakfast Club): Demented and sad, but social
Any appropriate SGA art: ... and then my head exploded.
Rodney looking battered and brave (text optional)
John looking mean and/or like he's up to something (text optional)


Icons I need, described only by a topic, text or lack thereof entirely up to the artist (I could probably use multiples of these):

Music
Overheard
Boasting and preening
I need help/I have a stupid question
Shameless begging
My mind, and welcome to it
How I love this
Huzzah!



Fandoms I can write:

- Atlantis.
- Due South.
- Harry Potter, with caveats (have not digested HBP, which is causing problems with the older generation, but would feel comfortable writing Gryfs of Harry's generation in pretty much any combination).
- Hornblower litslash (i.e. no Kennedy, sorry).
- Many obscure books; just ask me. If I've read it, I'll attempt it.

ETA: Oh, what the hell. Movies, too, Breakfast Club included.

ETA 2: Hey, even if I run out of icons, I'll probably still keep writing smutlets.

Comments

hey!

[kormantic.livejournal.com]

I can give you Rodney battered and brave right now! Want your name on it? I could probably also find you a Boasting and Preening Rodney.... *cackles with glee*

Write me Rodney! With plenty of snark?

[zoerayne]

My mind, and welcome to it

I can do this one for you; I've got an idea. *g*

[the-star-fish.livejournal.com]

Brian! (I love that quote) And any Brian-ish thing is wonderful in return ... maybe he wonders how Bender's hair would feel? So Brian/Bender/hair.

::is shameless::

[liviapenn.livejournal.com]

I just posted a couple of Sentinel icons over at livia100x100, and if you wanted me to customize one with text for you, I could do that. :)

*working on mean / sneaky John, also*

[maryavatar.livejournal.com]

Something like this?



Due South, in RayK/Fraser tongue flavour please. If the icon suits, of course ;)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

I just posted a dozen Rodney's with alter-able text but can do you anything else as well.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

OK, seeing what the others said I'll do a few with "... and then my head exploded" before I go to bed.

[maryavatar.livejournal.com]

Whoops, I for got the link to my five billion other icons (http://www.greatestjournal.com/allpics.bml?s=1015&user=maryavatar). They're all freeware, help yourself ;)

[eliade.livejournal.com]

Ooh. Am I crazy or is your icon a mix of Spike and Ray K?

[maryavatar.livejournal.com]

Nope, 100% Ray, from 'Asylum'.

[liviapenn.livejournal.com]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v26/liviapenn/dumbledore.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v26/liviapenn/stupidquestion.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v26/liviapenn/snapedoor.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v26/liviapenn/sneaky_john_02.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v26/liviapenn/sneaky_john.jpg

For the snape-at-the-door one I was going to put "Listen not at keyholes" and for the Dumbledore one, "music of the spheres," but I thought I'd show them to you blank first. :)

[the-star-fish.livejournal.com]

Well, I didn't know how else to do it, so I uploaded them to my own userpics for now, so you can see what they look like. Go here, scroll down, they're tagged with your name. (http://www.livejournal.com/allpics.bml?user=the_star_fish) There aren't a whole lot of decent caps (or at least Google didn't find me good ones), so if neither one suits you, let me know and I'll search more diligently (or rent the DVD and make some caps of my own, which might be easier and hey, bonus, I get to see the movie again!).

This is a very long comment. I go now.

[zoerayne]

Okay, here are two. I hope at least one of them fulfills your needs; I suspect the John one could count as John looking like he's up to something. *g*



ETA: *sigh* Because I'd forget me own head if it weren't attached. My smutlet of choice would involve John and Rodney and water.

[celandineb.livejournal.com]

Well, here's one music icon I have made (the music is a bit of Joplin's "Maple Leaf Rag"):



and another of mine (medieval music, this one I use but have no qualms sharing if you like it):



And if one may request a trio, I would choose Harry/Ron/Hermione; if it must be a pair, then Harry/Draco. Word: divided

[swtalmnd]

I'm a bit late to the party, as people have already covered both of these, but just in case:

&

I'd like some Brian/Bender, if you have the time *^_^*

SPATULA

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

Did six different ones with your chosen caption (http://www.livejournal.com/users/_inbetween_/343064.html#cutid2) which btw you'll have to explain to me, I might have forgotten. Tomorrow I'd happily potter around for hours and do any other subjects or faces that nobody has made you by then, unless you tell me to stop. I made the fonts large coz I do remember, but anything else is also customisable.

I'd do them without reward btw *g* but if you smut, please sex me some John/Rodney (although RayK/Fraser are always welcome) where they are "quiet" (as in mute, silent, non-shouting even when in orgasmic rapture).

[c-regalis.livejournal.com]

Um. Wow. I am late late late. Well, I'll give it a try anyway. I have an icon for
I need help/I have a stupid question.



I can also make other icons. Whatever you like.

And I'd like Fraser/RayK. Tattoo porn.

Re: hey!

[kormantic.livejournal.com]

Let's try this:
1. 2. 3.

4. 5. 6.

[resonant8.livejournal.com]

Ooh, excellent! I nabbed 1 and 6 as my favorites of the bunch.

Rodney. Snark. Check. Any more details?

[resonant8.livejournal.com]

Staying away from angel DH because he creeps me out, but nabbing John's sidelong look with much pleasure.

John, Rodney, water, should be pretty easy.

[resonant8.livejournal.com]

Perfect! Just the scene I was hoping for!

And, hm, Bender's hair. This should be interesting.

[resonant8.livejournal.com]

Lovely! And, yes, I like the 'keyholes' and 'spheres' ideas.

I loved your TS icons -- especially #1 with all the touching, but someone nabbed that one. I don't suppose you have anything with Blair's glasses? No, I do not have a fetish.

And what would you like on your smutlet, dear?

[resonant8.livejournal.com]

Ooh, I like that! And will provide F/K tongue ASAP.

I looked through your other icons -- many wonderful things there -- funny, but if there were only twelve I think I could choose one, but since there are a thousand, I'm stymied!

[resonant8.livejournal.com]

Excellent! I liked this one best. (I don't remember where I got the phrase from; it's something I say when I'm describing those moments when somebody does something so unbelievably stupid, brazenly selfish, or otherwise incredible that the brain, she does not want to take it in.)

Ooh, I was just thinking about whether I could do a nonverbal Rodney. Will try and see.

[resonant8.livejournal.com]

Thanks! Oh, definitely, trio is allowed; I tend to forget that in the real world "pairing" means "of two people."