Smut for art scandal!

[resonant]

Three things are true.

1. For some time now, I've been thinking, "Hey, I quit writing smutlets. Why did I quit writing smutlets? I ought to write some more smutlets."

2. For some time now, I've also been thinking, "Hey, I need some icons. I'm not so good at making icons. I wish I could get people to make them for me."

3. LJ is evidently now allowing 100 icons per paid journal.

This is like that thing where all the planets lined up and ... well, I guess nothing dramatic happened then, did it. Well, nevertheless, it's too good to resist. So: If you make me one of these icons, I'll write you a smutlet.



How the smutlet thing works: Leave me a comment below. Tell me which icon you're going to make. Give me a pairing and a word. (I used to say "an abstract noun," but why limit yourself? I'll work with "spatula" if that's what you long for.) I'll write you 250 or so words of (usually) nothing but sex.

Icons I need, with specific art and/or text (I only need one of each of these):

Rodney: Slower than expected, but faster than humanly possible
Brian (from Breakfast Club): Demented and sad, but social
Any appropriate SGA art: ... and then my head exploded.
Rodney looking battered and brave (text optional)
John looking mean and/or like he's up to something (text optional)


Icons I need, described only by a topic, text or lack thereof entirely up to the artist (I could probably use multiples of these):

Music
Overheard
Boasting and preening
I need help/I have a stupid question
Shameless begging
My mind, and welcome to it
How I love this
Huzzah!



Fandoms I can write:

- Atlantis.
- Due South.
- Harry Potter, with caveats (have not digested HBP, which is causing problems with the older generation, but would feel comfortable writing Gryfs of Harry's generation in pretty much any combination).
- Hornblower litslash (i.e. no Kennedy, sorry).
- Many obscure books; just ask me. If I've read it, I'll attempt it.

ETA: Oh, what the hell. Movies, too, Breakfast Club included.

ETA 2: Hey, even if I run out of icons, I'll probably still keep writing smutlets.

Comments

[c-regalis.livejournal.com]

Um. Wow. I am late late late. Well, I'll give it a try anyway. I have an icon for
I need help/I have a stupid question.



I can also make other icons. Whatever you like.

And I'd like Fraser/RayK. Tattoo porn.

[resonant8.livejournal.com]

That's wonderful.

Now, I've already covered tattoos in The Teeth of the Hydra (http://trickster.org/res/hydra.html) and the sequel, Display, (http://trickster.org/res/display.html) but of course you can never have too many tattoos.

[c-regalis.livejournal.com]

Yay! No such thing as to many tattoos. *g*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

Heeee, lovely (I need to change mine too). Glad you couldn't get enough of Res' other tatoo fic, that way more R/F can be had.