This all goes to fit cesperanza's thing - "Like men, only better."
I remember reading alt.sex.motss.stories, way back when. I didn't have web access, I didn't know how to find slash. All I could find to scratch that itch was amateur gay porn. And they all give that particularly vital statistic - both the viewpoint character (you mostly see first person) and his new best buddy - to the fraction of an inch. In both states.
But only length. I think girth was more "thick". I'm guessing it's all important to the boys.
But. Not the slashboys. Most of the time, they're too enthralled by the sheer beauty of the newly revealed genitals, or too freaked by the idea that they're about to have sex with a *guy* and they *want* it, or too aroused to do anything but get to the action (or distracted by their "soon -to-be lover's" (ugh) cerulean blue eyes) to notice.
And they all give that particularly vital statistic - both the viewpoint character (you mostly see first person) and his new best buddy - to the fraction of an inch. In both states.
Yes! I've noticed that at nifty.org. (Shut up. You know you've all been there, too.) They're also fond of totaling up semen quantity and ejaculation distance.
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Date: 8/12/03 04:42 pm (UTC)I remember reading alt.sex.motss.stories, way back when. I didn't have web access, I didn't know how to find slash. All I could find to scratch that itch was amateur gay porn. And they all give that particularly vital statistic - both the viewpoint character (you mostly see first person) and his new best buddy - to the fraction of an inch. In both states.
But only length. I think girth was more "thick". I'm guessing it's all important to the boys.
But. Not the slashboys. Most of the time, they're too enthralled by the sheer beauty of the newly revealed genitals, or too freaked by the idea that they're about to have sex with a *guy* and they *want* it, or too aroused to do anything but get to the action (or distracted by their "soon -to-be lover's" (ugh) cerulean blue eyes) to notice.
Because *we* don't care. :)
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Date: 8/12/03 06:41 pm (UTC)Yes! I've noticed that at nifty.org. (Shut up. You know you've all been there, too.) They're also fond of totaling up semen quantity and ejaculation distance.
Who knew sex was so mathematical?