Overheard and overseen

[resonant]

I've just watched a perfectly ordinary-looking guy put seven creamer packs in one cup of coffee.

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"She had these implants. They looked like shoeboxes. In both size and shape."

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Guy at playground takes out his cigarette and says, "C'mon, babe, we gotta go to Whole Foods."

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"I don't drink around my in-laws, because I might relax."

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"Do we have a quorum?"
"I think we even have a quorum of Kathys."

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An author in my writer's group: "I could be on the Revision Diet." [Stamps foot and whines:] "If I want chips, I can have them!"

Comments

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

"I think we even have a quorum of Kathys."

Bwuahahah.

A quorum of Kathys: it should be mandatory for every group.