Mmm, sullied toys

[resonant]

Poor northernveil is having to defend the existence of Pippi Longstocking slash in her own LJ. And she's not even the one who wrote it.

Our attacker would probably be shocked, shocked, to learn that nearly 100% of the people who read and love children's books will eventually have sex!

In closing, a semi-relevant and very ancient chat log. (Is Kira even on LJ? Anybody know? And, sanj, if this Sandy isn't you, my apologies.)

Kira: This falls into the category of 'beloved childhood objects which one is not allowed to suggest might be having sex, much less with eachother.'
resonant: Psst. Kira. The Velveteen Rabbit and Winnie-the-Pooh were doin' it.
liviapenn: The Velveteen Rabbit doesn't even have limbs!
resonant: The Velveteen Rabbit only has one less arm than Krycek.
Kira: you leave ratboy out of this.
Kira: he will sully the toys.
julad: Mmm, sullied toys.
Kira: I hate you all.
Kira: you are evil evil people.
Kira collects her bunny and goes off to the corner to have a nice. safe, vanilla, tea party
sanj offers Kira a seat on the flannel cushions in the Vanilla Corner.
julad: Vanilla Corner. there's a title begging for a story.
liviapenn: "And Winnie the Pooh moved to Vanilla Corner, where he wrote gay erotica under the name of Saunders."

Comments

[cereta.livejournal.com]

Aaaand now I'm flashing on the part where Piglet moved in with him and you are all bad, bad people.

[resonant8.livejournal.com]

But that's *totally* a love story.