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resonantThe minister of our church is doing a sermon series called "Some Lessons From Hogwarts."
Yes, he is. I am embarrassed on his behalf, but there you go. He wants to be Relevant. I suppose I should be happy that he's not doing sermons in rap.
I have to maintain a straight face, because it's kind of bad form to have excessive eye-rolling in the choir.
Funny, he hasn't mentioned any of the lessons I've learned from Hogwarts. Things like: Multiple orgasms are a side effect of lycanthropy ... 90% of Potions accidents result in the creation of a potent aphrodisiac ... and Potions masters spend most of their spare time making lubricant.
Yes, he is. I am embarrassed on his behalf, but there you go. He wants to be Relevant. I suppose I should be happy that he's not doing sermons in rap.
I have to maintain a straight face, because it's kind of bad form to have excessive eye-rolling in the choir.
Funny, he hasn't mentioned any of the lessons I've learned from Hogwarts. Things like: Multiple orgasms are a side effect of lycanthropy ... 90% of Potions accidents result in the creation of a potent aphrodisiac ... and Potions masters spend most of their spare time making lubricant.