Overheard

[resonant]

Two random women at the mall:

"All these men want a dominatrix. I wonder what's the equivalent of a dominatrix for a woman?"
"A man."

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[resonant8.livejournal.com]

And my daddy said, "Son, you're gonna drive me to slashin'
if you don't stop wearing that
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fashion."

(apologies to Asleep at the Wheel ...)