... and even 14-year-olds know restraint spells.

[resonant]

The minister of our church is doing a sermon series called "Some Lessons From Hogwarts."

Yes, he is. I am embarrassed on his behalf, but there you go. He wants to be Relevant. I suppose I should be happy that he's not doing sermons in rap.

I have to maintain a straight face, because it's kind of bad form to have excessive eye-rolling in the choir.

Funny, he hasn't mentioned any of the lessons I've learned from Hogwarts. Things like: Multiple orgasms are a side effect of lycanthropy ... 90% of Potions accidents result in the creation of a potent aphrodisiac ... and Potions masters spend most of their spare time making lubricant.

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[laurakaye.livejournal.com]

All long term spells used to change someone's appearance (e.g.: to make them look like their fake father, not their real father) will wear off precisely at midnight on the bespelled person's birthday (preferably their 15th birthday), no matter the date and time of original casting.

Severitus has a lot to answer for. *G*